Over the River and Through the Woods…in a Chevrolet Suburban

Over the river and through the woods,

To grandmother’s house we go;

The Suburban knows the way to carry the gifts,

Through the white and drifted snow!

Over the river and through the woods,

Oh, how the 4×4 system provides traction!

It warms the seats and bumps the tunes,

As over the ground we go.

Over the river and through the woods,

To sip gas and navigate the way;

Oh, hear the horn sing, “Beep-Beep-A-Beep!”

Hurrah for GM Employee Pricing!

Over the river and through the woods,

Trot fast, my 5.3-liter V8!

Spring over the ground,

With its seven thousand pounds!

For this is a great sales day.

Over the river and through the woods,

And straight through the service gates.

We seem to go extremely slow

It is so hard to wait!

Over the river and through the woods,

Now Landers blue building I spy!

Hurrah for the fun! Is the drive done?

Hurrah for the new Chevrolet Suburban!